1
00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,966
(distant chatter)

2
00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:11,678
(bird cawing)

3
00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,638
(distant banging)

4
00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,433
(distant chatter continues)

5
00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:21,812
(in French): English or French?
- English is fine.

6
00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,814
(in English): Super. Let's muck
this out once more for fun.

7
00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:24,982
The bear...

8
00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,192
bursts out of the trailer,
runs across frame,

9
00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,361
and meets one of you
on the other side of the frame.

10
00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:30,822
(in French):
That good?

11
00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:33,115
(in English): Which one of you?
- Olivier.

12
00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,866
- Go there now,
we're ready to roll.

13
00:00:34,867 --> 00:00:36,577
Background atmosphere's
in place.

14
00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,203
We're gonna do this
in three steps.

15
00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,997
Step one,
I call background action.

16
00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,415
Background does
background things.

17
00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,375
Step two, I call actor action.
Actors do actor things.

18
00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,961
Step three, I call bear action.

19
00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,380
Bear does bear things.

20
00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,465
(in French):
You understand, my friend?

21
00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,758
(in English):
Who's getting the bear?

22
00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,051
(in French):
Bob, let's go.

23
00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,385
(in English): Go there now,
we're ready to roll.

24
00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,347
(in Patois): All right, boss.
- Mm-hmm.

25
00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,016
You guys did The Revenant.

26
00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,434
And Legends of the Fall,
that's so cool.

27
00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,519
(Edward):
Why aren't we rolling?!

28
00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,395
(sighs)

29
00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,022
- I am glad to be
working with you.

30
00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,023
(woman): Hurry up!

31
00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,232
- Pictures up!

32
00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,609
(male crew member): All right,
pictures up!

33
00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,735
- Pow. Obama.

34
00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,652
- What?
- Scratched.

35
00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:11,612
- For what?

36
00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,946
- Walking over
a handicapped parking spot.

37
00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,198
- So?
- That's a hate crime now.

38
00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,866
- Mm, good, he's a monster.

39
00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,993
- Truly no one is safe anymore.

40
00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:20,037
- Sorry, did you just say
that Obama is a monster?

41
00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,914
I'm not sure that's appropriate.

42
00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,707
- Appropriate would be "demon."

43
00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:24,708
- Bit dramatic, Edgar.

44
00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,126
- It's Edwin.
- It's Edward.

45
00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,920
Dramatic would be "cacodemon."

46
00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,088
- Barack Obama?

47
00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,464
- No, big cock Bahama.

48
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- Barack Bahama... Barack Obama
was a good president.

49
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He's a good man.

50
00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,889
- That is a very socially
acceptable opinion you have.

51
00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,307
- Moments away, Edward.

52
00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,850
- Are you looking for someone
to agree with

53
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your socially
acceptable opinion?

54
00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,770
- It's a widely
acknowledged fact.

55
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- Potato-potahto.

56
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- Actors,
to your first positions.

57
00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,524
- What will you do
if someone disagrees

58
00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,567
with your socially
acceptable opinion?

59
00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,653
- Actors,
to your first positions, please.

60
00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,321
- How did you get so far
in this business

61
00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,240
being such
an arrogant piece of-

62
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(All): Shh...

63
00:02:00,847 --> 00:02:04,415
(sound technician):
Sound is speeding!

64
00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,749
(female camera assistant):
Scene seven, take one.

65
00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:06,667
A camera mark!

66
00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:07,334
Mark it.

67
00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:08,419
- Background ready?

68
00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,461
(male crew member):
Atmosphere ready!

69
00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:10,879
(Kathy): Timothy and Rose, ready?

70
00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,923
- Timothy and Rose have been
ready all morning, Carrie.

71
00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,466
- It's Katie.
- It's Kathy.

72
00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,426
(trilling lips)

73
00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,761
- Ha! Ha!

74
00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:18,929
Hoo!

75
00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,598
(Timothy vocalizing)

76
00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,849
(clearing throat)

77
00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,101
Ah. Hm.

78
00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,645
- No one talking,
no one walking.

79
00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,314
There is a bear on set.

80
00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,983
And background action!

81
00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:31,817
Actor action!

82
00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,027
(exhales sharply)

83
00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,653
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

84
00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:35,612
- You don't sound sure.

85
00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,364
- Blake, I'm sure.

86
00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,783
- Bella, I know I dragged you
all the way out here,

87
00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,201
and I feel terrible about it,

88
00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,995
but if we don't
save this bear...

89
00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,538
- Hey.

90
00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,665
Hey.

91
00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,336
Nobody dragged me here.

92
00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:53,464
I'm on the traditional,
ancestral, unceded territory

93
00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,091
of the Misquam-Wanishwa
and Cowlakut First Nations

94
00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:57,635
because I want to be.

95
00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,970
(birds cawing)

96
00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,681
I want to be with you.

97
00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,558
(radio static)
- Is the bear ready?

98
00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,609
(papers rustling)

99
00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,314
(whispering): Okay.

100
00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,524
(radio static)
Action bear.

101
00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,820
(birds cawing)

102
00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,534
- I wanna be with you, too.

103
00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,663
(radio static)
- Bear action.

104
00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,543
(birds cawing)

105
00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,005
(radio static)
Bear action.

106
00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,216
- They don't hear you.
Action! Bear!

107
00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,384
(Kathy): What are you doing?
(All): Shh...

108
00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,343
(Edward): Losing daylight.

109
00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,844
(Kathy): Oh,
you're losing something.

110
00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,971
- There's no kiss in the script
here but I could, like,

111
00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,223
improv something if you want.

112
00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,141
- Action! Bear!

113
00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,893
(loud crash)
(everyone gasps)

114
00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,396
(crew member): Oh, my God!

115
00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,898
(distant birds chirping)

116
00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,903
(distant startled whimper)

117
00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,416
(? I Can See Your Tracks ?
by Laura Veirs)

118
00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,425
(music fades)

119
00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,970
(birds cawing)

120
00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,309
(man clears throat)

121
00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,772
(in French):
Please leave.

122
00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,731
(creaking)

123
00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,984
(footsteps)

124
00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,277
(birds cawing)

125
00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,737
(in English):
You sure this is the road in?

126
00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,364
- I'm not sure
there's a road in at all.

127
00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,657
- Hot start, Alex.

128
00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,659
- And what are you
contributing to the situation?

129
00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,327
- I'm watching you hold
your phone over your head

130
00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,495
like a fucking idiot.

131
00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,997
- I can't get a signal.

132
00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,208
- So we don't even
get to see the bear?

133
00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,751
(Alex): Not today.
- It's a doc on a bear,

134
00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,002
but we don't get
to see the bear?

135
00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,171
(Alex): I said, not today.
- But we get to see it?

136
00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,423
(Alex): We get to see it,
shut up.

137
00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,841
- Winnie the Pooh
was kind of a pussy, eh?

138
00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,552
- It's a doc on the people
behind the bear, Ricky.

139
00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,262
And it's our-
(both): Ticket to Sundance.

140
00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,139
- Yep, three docs later,
you're still saying it.

141
00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,265
- Third time's a charm.

142
00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:51,558
- Film festivals are a wank.

143
00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:52,684
- This family's legendary.

144
00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,645
Pillars of
the Canadian film industry.

145
00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,146
- Oh, don't pretend
the Canadian aspect

146
00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,398
means shit, Alex.
All you care about

147
00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,524
is getting noticed in the US.

148
00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,858
- They're the best
in the business.

149
00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,943
And they want us.

150
00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:01,860
- 'Cause we're the best.

151
00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,278
- I believe so.
- We're the cheapest.

152
00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,321
- That too.

153
00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,239
(bird cawing)

154
00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,616
All right, let's go.

155
00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,492
- You sure this is the road in?

156
00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,119
- I'm not sure
there's a road in at all.

157
00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,537
But this is the one, Ricky!

158
00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,039
(slaps car)
Sundance.

159
00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:17,377
- John Mulaney almost fingered
my friend Steph at Tribeca.

160
00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:20,003
(birds cawing)

161
00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:22,799
(vehicle approaching)

162
00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,147
(engine shuts off)

163
00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,728
(birds cawing)

164
00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,398
(van doors close)

165
00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,360
(distant geese honking)

166
00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,322
- Andr�e?

167
00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:50,284
I'm Alex.

168
00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,411
- Ricky.

169
00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,087
(wind rustling through leaves)

170
00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,673
(birds cawing)

171
00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,813
(motorcycle engine starts)

172
00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,608
(rumbling)

173
00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,944
(rumbling fades into distance)

174
00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,531
- Is that Gabby?

175
00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,700
(birds cawing)

176
00:07:37,121 --> 00:07:39,792
(in French): I've gotta pee.

177
00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,377
(in English):
Oh, uh, yeah, just need you

178
00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,837
to stay on your
mark for two...

179
00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,054
(urine splashing)

180
00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:57,185
(splashing continues)

181
00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:58,936
Um, Andr�e?

182
00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,938
Are you gonna speak French
all through the filming

183
00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:01,981
of the documentary?

184
00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,032
(in French): Yes.

185
00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:05,067
(in English):
Do you speak English?

186
00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,110
(in French): Yes.

187
00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,653
(in English):
I wonder if it might be better

188
00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,779
for you to speak
English.

189
00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,030
It would make the film
more accessible

190
00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,199
to a broader
English-speaking audience.

191
00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,826
(in French):
I don't care.

192
00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,160
(toilet flushes)

193
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,787
(in English): I stopped
taking French in grade nine.

194
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,288
- You look like
a real dumb fuck now.

195
00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,540
- Can you translate?
- I'll have to.

196
00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,541
- Thanks.
- Shouldn't have quit

197
00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,458
piano either.
- Shut up.

198
00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,719
- You'd be swimming in ass.

199
00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,929
(in French):
Okay, let's go.

200
00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,307
(in English): Camera set.
Sound is... pee-ding.

201
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,268
- Okay. Um, I wrote down
some questions

202
00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,728
to help us get the ball rolling.

203
00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,146
(in French):
My name is Andr�e Thibault.

204
00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,497
I am the youngest of four
children in my family.

205
00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,925
(soft guitar music)
My youngest brother is Olivier.

206
00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,904
Olivier Thibault.

207
00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,575
My oldest brother is Cedric.

208
00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,744
Cedric Thibault.

209
00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,248
And my middle brother is Gabby.

210
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,792
Gabby Thibault.

211
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,128
He is my favourite.

212
00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,296
(Alex, in English):
And what is special

213
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,172
about your family, Andr�e?

214
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,256
- Your name is Alesk?

215
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,174
(Alex): Yes.

216
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,225
- Please be quiet.

217
00:09:12,666 --> 00:09:17,264
(in French): We, the Thibault's,
are fourth generation

218
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,476
bear wranglers for film sets.

219
00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:22,478
Any movie you've ever seen,
if there was a bear,

220
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,772
there was a Thibault.

221
00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:28,026
Grizzly Adams, The Edge, The
Great Outdoors, The Revenant...

222
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,489
we even consulted on Ted.

223
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:38,536
But our crowning achievement was
Legends of the Fall.

224
00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,789
This year marks the 100 year
anniversary

225
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,542
of our family in film.

226
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,668
It will be our last.

227
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,547
(? Phoenix Rising ?
by Calum Graham)

228
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:53,885
(roaring)

229
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,554
Bears are sensitive.

230
00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:01,184
They react negatively to anger.
Bears need calm.

231
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,897
In recent years, film sets have
become hostile.

232
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,441
Anger and conflict and fighting.

233
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,319
This environment is not safe
for a bear.

234
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,570
They are too sensitive.

235
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,780
Too reactive.

236
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,658
(roaring)
(screaming)

237
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,744
They are wild animals.

238
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,414
There is too much
room for disaster

239
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,915
in this poisoned setting.

240
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,583
As bear wranglers, we can
no longer be responsible

241
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,254
for the certain outcome of it.

242
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:33,049
So, after this movie, we retire.

243
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,885
And set the bear free.

244
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:44,435
(in English): Who was the man
this morning on the motorcycle?

245
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,187
(in French):
I don't know his name.

246
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,525
I send my tits to men
on the internet.

247
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,985
And then they come here,

248
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,613
and I fuck them.

249
00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,699
(door opens and slams)

250
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,034
(Gabby): Andr�e?

251
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,618
I'm here.

252
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,870
(Gabby): Andr�e?

253
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,537
Upstairs.

254
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,374
(footsteps approaching)

255
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,918
- Quoi?

256
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,881
- What are you doing?

257
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:16,301
- What?
- What's up?

258
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,389
- I want a coffee.
- There's none left.

259
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,975
Take mine.

260
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,068
(slurping quietly)

261
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:35,819
- Thank you.

262
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,615
- Please tell Olivier
to fix the sign.

263
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,497
(footsteps receding)

264
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,456
(in English): Where's he going?

265
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,666
(in French):
Into the forest.

266
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,657
(in English): Into the bush.
- For what?

267
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,837
(in French):
He's building a fort.

268
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,923
(in English): Hey, Gabby,
a fren got a Pomeranian, okay?

269
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:56,590
- Okay.

270
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,841
- I say, be careful.

271
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,052
A Pomeranian don't get along
with Pom-Iraqi.

272
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,387
(Andr�e): Hey!

273
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,438
(birds cawing)

274
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,515
(Andr�e): This is Cedric.

275
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,725
And Gabby.

276
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,234
(in French):
Hello.

277
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,265
(in English): Where's Olivier?

278
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,191
- I'm Alex, this is Ricky.

279
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,234
- Okay.
- Okay.

280
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,151
- Alesk, Hicky...

281
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,778
(in French): Like that.
- That's it.

282
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,363
- And that's all.
(in English): Where's the fort?

283
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,414
- What fort?

284
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,166
- What fort?

285
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,784
(in French):
What fort?

286
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,375
(in English): Andr�e said
you were building a fort.

287
00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:27,913
- Yeah,
but first you have to build

288
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,457
the ladder up to the fort.

289
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,295
(birds cawing)

290
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:39,049
Gabby, don't date a girl
with a lazy eye, okay?

291
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:39,883
- Okay.

292
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,803
- She's seeing someone
on the side.

293
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,016
(hammering echoes)
(Alex clears throat)

294
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,558
- Gabby doesn't say much.

295
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,475
(sighs)
(in French): Non...

296
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,601
He used to.

297
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,811
(in English): He used to.

298
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,229
- But not anymore?

299
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,522
- Non.

300
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,816
- Why?

301
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,818
(in French):
New Hollywood.

302
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:58,986
(in English): New Hollywood?

303
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,739
(Andr�e, in French):
We live in strange times.

304
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,241
(in English): Spencer,
you were recently banned

305
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,076
from several airlines over a
series of mid-flight incidents

306
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,370
involving your
emotional support Komodo dragon.

307
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,581
- Isn't it funny how quick
they are to blame the dragon?

308
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,167
- Yes, but surely you bear
some responsibility for this.

309
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,961
- It's the responsibility
of the airline, Ben,

310
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,255
to seat my emotional support
Komodo dragon

311
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:21,759
a safe distance
from the emotional support goat,

312
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,220
wild pig, and traditional
livestock of others.

313
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,139
(Andr�e, in French): There is
a lack of sense in people.

314
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,515
(in English):
An apology is due.

315
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,767
- Action is due.
- I agree.

316
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,018
- The Japanese anime community,

317
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,603
they have
a real problem here, George.

318
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,188
- Pikachu just the tip
of the iceberg?

319
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,316
- Pok�mon should be voiced
by a real Pok�mon!

320
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,151
(Andr�e, in French):
There is a lack of rationality.

321
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,527
(in English):
Yeah, of course, I have one,

322
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,779
and soon,
everybody will have one.

323
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,156
- I don't know if everyone
will have a robot,

324
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,366
Jesse Camacho.

325
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,368
- Everybody will have one,
Jay Onrait, and you know what?

326
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,202
On behalf of mine,

327
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,912
stop using
"pew-pew" and "beep-bop."

328
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,164
It's offensive.

329
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,957
(Andr�e, in French):
My brothers live in the bush.

330
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,876
Gabby and Cedric don't watch TV.

331
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,545
They don't see the news.
They don't use the internet.

332
00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,922
(tapping)

333
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:03,385
They build forts in trees.

334
00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,719
(in English):
You're fucking right

335
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,804
we're gonna cut off the cops!

336
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,389
It's only a matter of when.

337
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,473
- Can you calm down?

338
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,642
(Andr�e, in French):
But they are wise and kind.

339
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,935
They just want to help.

340
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,561
(in English): We're gonna take
that police money,

341
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,188
and we're gonna
reallocate it.

342
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,356
- No then, eh?

343
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,566
- The violence stops
when the reallocating starts.

344
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,985
Stop talking,
start reallocating.

345
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,612
- Feels like you're getting
even less calm.

346
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,572
- Just shut up
and reallocate it.

347
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,824
- Okay.

348
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,701
- We're gonna take that money
away from police

349
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,577
and reallocate it
to mediators.

350
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,787
We're gonna reallocate it

351
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,372
to our mental health,

352
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,083
where it belongs!

353
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,794
We all on the same page here?

354
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,255
Hey!

355
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,258
We all on the same page here?

356
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,009
Yeah.

357
00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:50,597
Judging by your costumes,
I didn't get the last rewrite.

358
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,598
- Gabby.
- Cedric.

359
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,599
- Olivier.
- Okay.

360
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,684
- Okay.

361
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,852
- We are hearing
you have a problem.

362
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:55,686
- A what?

363
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,770
- A problem.

364
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:57,563
(Cameron): Who are you?

365
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,522
- Gabby.

366
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,523
- Cedric.
- Olivier.

367
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,774
- No, but who are you?

368
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,859
- The bear wranglers.

369
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,235
- Oh, wait,
I heard about these guys.

370
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,862
Is it true that they-
- They can hear you.

371
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,822
- We wanna help you
be effish-shunt.

372
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,115
- Strat-taygic.

373
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,200
- We wanna help you prepurr.
- For your problem.

374
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,202
- It ain't my problem, guy!

375
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:12,953
- Opaleye!

376
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,079
- Caline!
- Tabarnoosh.

377
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,123
- End of debate,
end of discussion.

378
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,666
It's time for action,

379
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,043
and the only acceptable action

380
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,794
is to cut off
the cops now!

381
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,628
- Okay, perfick.

382
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,713
- It's not a negotiation.

383
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,381
- Hey, we no wanna
nega-shate, okay?

384
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,633
- Okay?
- We no wanna nega-shayshun.

385
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,551
- What's your idea?

386
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:28,761
- Okay.
- Okay.

387
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,637
(in French):
But before that, what is...

388
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,555
(in English): ..."cut off"?

389
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,348
- Defund.

390
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,682
- Okay.
- Okay.

391
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,310
- Now listen to me complittlee.

392
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:37,811
If you wanna defund
la police, okay?

393
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:38,896
- Okay?

394
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,230
- You call them
and tell them that

395
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,484
so they don't use
their fund on you.

396
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,861
- Pardon?
- Call the police.

397
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,321
- You call them and tell them

398
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,365
you don't want
their help anymore.

399
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,491
- What do you mean?

400
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,909
(in French): Call the police!
Jesus Christ! Fuck!

401
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,077
(both): Oh!

402
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,536
(in English):
So you call the police and...

403
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,704
- You call them and tell them

404
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,748
you don't want
their help ever, okay?

405
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,541
- Okay?
- And give them, um, um...

406
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,834
(in French): How do you say...

407
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,211
(in English):
...permissions to block

408
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,837
your phone number complittlee.

409
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,422
- So you cannot
call them ever again.

410
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,091
- Then you put a sticker
on your house

411
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,218
that say
I don't want police help ever.

412
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:12,262
So if a crime commit
at your place, the police come,

413
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,931
they see the sticker,
and they know

414
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,307
you don't want
their help ever.

415
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,309
(Gabby): Evers.
- No securi-titty

416
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,936
even in case
of a fatali-titty.

417
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,188
- For you,
they turn off the si-rons.

418
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,439
- You put a sticker
on your house?

419
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,316
- Ben ouais, you put
a sticker on your house.

420
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,859
- But not
a sticker book sticker.

421
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,029
- Mais non, not like Bugs Bunny
or Star Wars sticker book.

422
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,156
- Lion King, Aladdin,
Peter Pan...

423
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,491
- But the sticker
have an adhesive

424
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,743
suitable for metal siding,
wood, or brick.

425
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,036
The sticker
stick to your house.

426
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,287
(Olivier): It would stick
to stucco.

427
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,248
- The sticker would stick
to your house, okay,

428
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,792
so the police know you don't
want their help ever, okay?

429
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,627
- Okay? So then
when all the people

430
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,422
that say cut off la police
call la police and tell them

431
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,923
they don't want
their help, okay?

432
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,299
- Okay?
- You will have less people

433
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,927
to help, which mean
you will need less police.

434
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,595
- Therefore,
less money for la police.

435
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,056
- The sticker would stick.

436
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,809
Don't worry about the sticker.

437
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,438
- And then the money you save
can go to your mental healths.

438
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,648
- Where it belongs.

439
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,276
(distant chatter)

440
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:09,987
(Andr�e, in French):
Gabby's problems really began

441
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,572
when it became
no longer acceptable

442
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,823
to disagree with someone.

443
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,325
If you disagree with people now,
they want to silence you.

444
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,077
(Polly, in English):
Women are always right!

445
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,705
Women are always right!

446
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,749
Right?

447
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,083
(in French):
What?

448
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,752
(in English): Women
should be taken at their word,

449
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,045
whatever the situation,

450
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,463
whatever the circumstance.

451
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,547
- Okay.
- Okay.

452
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,506
(in French): Why?

453
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,091
(in English):
Because they are women.

454
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,135
And women are always right!

455
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,011
- Okay.
- Okay.

456
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,220
(in French):
Okay.

457
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,346
(in English):
So we understand each other?

458
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,931
- Complittlee.
- Defahnetlee.

459
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,683
(Polly): Good.
- Okay, perfick.

460
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,884
- Women are always right.

461
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,978
- Even her?
(pirate woman): Argh!

462
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,564
She's hornswoggled me doubloons!

463
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,273
- Yes.

464
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,858
Women are always right.

465
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:48,734
- Even her?

466
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,487
- Repent! Repent!

467
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,237
- Yes.

468
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,531
Women are always right.

469
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,199
- Even her?

470
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,992
- Happy Thanksgiving!

471
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,202
- Yes.

472
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,120
- But she put dat bird
in her billy.

473
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,872
- Women are always-

474
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,143
(shrieking)
- Avast ye!

475
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,043
(in French): If you
disagree with people now,

476
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,003
they want to ruin your life.

477
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,213
(in English):
How dare you question women?

478
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,465
Where is the producer?
I am getting you fired.

479
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,301
Leave it to bear fuckers
to question women.

480
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,636
- Opalye.
- Caline.

481
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,567
- Tabarnoosh.
- Where is the producer?

482
00:18:17,568 --> 00:18:18,806
Which one?

483
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:19,890
- The gay one.

484
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,101
- The gay one...? The gay one?!

485
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,894
Ugh, I can't wait
to tell him you said that!

486
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,688
Who is the producer?

487
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,648
- You've reached the office
of the producer.

488
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,067
Please hold.

489
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,195
? Fly the Jolly Roger ?

490
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,490
? Ye son of a biscuit eater ?

491
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,325
(in French):
We have lost the ability

492
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,744
to listen without judgement.

493
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,164
(indistinct chatter)

494
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,374
- Tabarnac...

495
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,365
(in English):
Can you, uh, squat a bit?

496
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,878
Just inside the leg...
- Sacrement.

497
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,839
- He could've been killed!
- We could've been killed.

498
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,215
- This is unacceptable.

499
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,842
(Kathy): What just happened?
- Why are his pants down?

500
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,343
(in French):
You must speak, Gabby.

501
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,095
You have to.
- Hold on, Bob.

502
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,763
(in English): I think you have
a leave in there.

503
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,265
- Why are his pants still down?

504
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,017
- An ambulance is on its way.

505
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,728
(in Patois):
Relax. It's under control.

506
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,479
(in English): We're still gonna
get you checked out.

507
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,772
- Dat maad...

508
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,982
- Why did you hire these guys?

509
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,316
Everybody knows
about these guys!

510
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,860
- This is unacceptable.

511
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:13,944
- What just happened?

512
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,614
- Why are his pants
fucking down?!

513
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,617
- Das enough profani-titty!

514
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,493
(in French):
Speak.

515
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,204
(birds cawing)

516
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,285
(in English):
He was pooping with it.

517
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,510
- What?

518
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,172
- He was pooping with the bear.

519
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,549
- Like, shitting?

520
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,385
- Why... Why was he pooping
with the bear?

521
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,597
- We all poop with the bear.

522
00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:42,056
(growling)

523
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,307
Bears no wanna truss, man.

524
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,476
(roaring)
They are wild.

525
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,227
For the bear to truss us,

526
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:50,022
it must see us
do all the things that it do.

527
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,315
It is important.

528
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,776
(in French): It's very, very
important that...

529
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,111
(in English):
...the bear never feel alone.

530
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,489
- Oh.

531
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,328
- What else do you do
that the bears do?

532
00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:04,745
(sniffing)

533
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:05,788
(Gabby): Eat berries.

534
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:06,830
(eating loudly)

535
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,500
And fishes.

536
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:09,583
(splash)

537
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,251
And scratch our back on trees.

538
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,338
(bear growls softly)

539
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:14,713
- Okay.

540
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,923
So you shit with the bear,

541
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,508
eat berries and fishes,

542
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:18,759
and scratch your back on trees.

543
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,427
- Guess I can get
my brain around that.

544
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,096
- You are devoted to the bear.

545
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,263
(in French):
He's my little sweetheart.

546
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,515
- He's my little sweetie.

547
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,682
(in English): Unacceptable.

548
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,102
- So, if your guy was shitting
with the bear,

549
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,436
which you routinely do,

550
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,604
then why did it attack him?

551
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,106
(in French):
Because you were yelling.

552
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,667
(shouting, in English): What?

553
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,944
- Because you yell.

554
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,196
(bird cawing in distance)

555
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,201
(sharp knocking)

556
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,552
(Rose): Timothy,
can I come hang out with you?

557
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,377
(knocking)

558
00:20:52,663 --> 00:20:54,628
- Yeah, of course.

559
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,547
(door opens)
- I'm really shaken up.

560
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,382
- This is unacceptable.
- Completely unacceptable!

561
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,259
- So unacceptable.
- Absolutely unacceptable.

562
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,428
- Like, I cannot think
of anything more unacceptable.

563
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,303
- We can't accept this.

564
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,138
- It's unacceptable-

565
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:04,972
(knocking)

566
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,474
(both, yelling): What?!

567
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,984
- Hey.

568
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,737
It's Alex.

569
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,940
I'm directing the documentary
on the Thibaults.

570
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:15,899
- Who?

571
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,817
(Alex): The bear wranglers.

572
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,736
- Oh, don't get me
fucking started on them.

573
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:19,695
- Um, Timothy,

574
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,405
we had you scheduled
for a bit of blah-blah

575
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,157
for the documentary-
- No, no, no.

576
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,450
No fucking way, Timothy.

577
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,826
- We could totally
do this another time.

578
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,245
- We just witnessed
a bear attack, Alan.

579
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,663
- It's Aaron.
- It's Alex.

580
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,373
- I'm not saying shit
about those guys, all right?

581
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,751
You don't wanna know the truth
about those guys, man.

582
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:34,919
- Mm-mm.
- Trust me.

583
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,510
- I was really
just coming to say...

584
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,765
I'm sorry this happened to you.

585
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,892
You're big Hollywood stars.

586
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,943
- Yeah, he is.
(Alex): You deserve better.

587
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,980
You say I don't wanna know
the truth about these guys.

588
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:55,939
I do.

589
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,107
It's my job.

590
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,567
And right in this moment,
I don't think

591
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,458
there's anyone better to speak
on the Thibaults than you.

592
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,866
I can see you're angry,
and that is appropriate.

593
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,868
Because this is unacceptable.

594
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,956
- Austin?
- It's Adam.

595
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,249
- It's Alex.

596
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,793
- What are you doing
with this documentary?

597
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:16,627
- Pardon?

598
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,462
- Like, is it a festival piece,

599
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:22,300
or just some stupid...
Canadian... thing?

600
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:25,929
- Sundance.

601
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:28,472
- Sound is speeding.

602
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,973
- And we're rolling.

603
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,058
- Rolling.

604
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,727
- Timothy, Rose...

605
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,398
What's the truth?

606
00:22:43,671 --> 00:22:45,989
(whispering): I think you...

607
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,324
I think you should go first.

608
00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:48,826
(whispering): I feel like
you should go first.

609
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,327
(Timothy whispering):
I feel like...

610
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,738
I really feel like
you should probably go first.

611
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:53,839
- Timothy...

612
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,716
- Rose...

613
00:22:56,897 --> 00:23:01,547
- There's always been talk
about the bear wranglers.

614
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,673
(ominous music)
My friend Cameron

615
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,008
worked with them
a couple years back.

616
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:07,511
- There's literally zero use
for cops in society!

617
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:10,098
- There was the same talk
about them then.

618
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:14,518
- My friend Polly
worked with them back in 2017.

619
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,770
- Give me one example of
a woman being wrong. I'll wait.

620
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,772
- And there was the same talk
about them then.

621
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:19,815
- Mm-hmm.

622
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:20,941
- What sort of talk?

623
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,152
(Kathy): Their methods.

624
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:25,738
The way that they get the bear
to do what they want it to do.

625
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,323
- Have you worked
with them before?

626
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:29,491
- No. But...

627
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,659
(Edward): I have!

628
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,871
I worked with them
on Legends of the Fall.

629
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,957
- So you're a bit more qualified
to speak on their... methods.

630
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,461
(Edward): Yep.
And you wanna know something?

631
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,797
I hear they had Brad Pitt
doing it, too.

632
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,676
- This family's been
doing this for 100 years, right?

633
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:50,304
- The family that can get
the bear to do anything

634
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:51,388
you need it to do.

635
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,307
- So I think it's safe to assume

636
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,769
that this method
goes all the way back, chief.

637
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,519
- I mean, they say
where there's smoke,

638
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,271
there's fire, but I mean,
you wouldn't believe it.

639
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,398
It's just too-
- Unbelievable.

640
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:04,151
- But then you see it
for yourself.

641
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,361
- Mm-hmm.

642
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:08,322
- A man walks in
to get the bear,

643
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,656
he has his pants up.

644
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,868
But when he comes back out...

645
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:13,912
he has his pants down.

646
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,374
- You can't help but wonder...

647
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,000
- If it walks like a duck,

648
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,085
if it quacks like a duck...

649
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,671
- After all these years
and all this talk...

650
00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:25,924
you see something like that,

651
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,343
it's very hard not to think...

652
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:32,681
that maybe, just maybe...

653
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,023
- Maybe what?

654
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:36,859
- Mm.

655
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,605
- Ah.

656
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,443
(ominous music stops)

657
00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,571
- They're fucking it.

658
00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:51,448
- What?

659
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:52,950
- They're fucking it.

660
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:53,784
- What?

661
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,787
(both): They're fucking
the bear.

662
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,527
- So now we've heard it
from four different people.

663
00:24:59,528 --> 00:25:01,333
(Ricky): Timothy
had totally just shit

664
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:02,626
in that trailer
before we filmed.

665
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:04,503
- Question is,
what do we do with it?

666
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,713
- Pretending we couldn't
smell it was almost

667
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,339
more uncomfortable
than the bear stuff.

668
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,382
(loud laughter)

669
00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:09,466
(clink)

670
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:12,386
(laughter continues)

671
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:13,846
Do you really think
they're fucking the bear?

672
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,305
- Of course
they're not fucking the bear.

673
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,557
- We just listened
to four people say

674
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:17,808
they're fucking the bear, Alex.

675
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:19,393
How do you know
they're not fucking the bear?

676
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:20,562
- Because it's a bear.

677
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,563
- What are we doing here?

678
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,106
Our reputations are at stake.

679
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:25,816
- Give me a sec, I'm thinking.

680
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,193
- I mean, do we really wanna
align ourselves with 100 years

681
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,320
of bear fuckers?

682
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:31,947
- How fascinating
that the Thibaults think

683
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:33,699
the New Hollywood people
are the crazy ones.

684
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,159
- New Hollywood people
are crazy.

685
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,368
- And the New Hollywood people

686
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,661
think the Thibaults
are the crazy ones.

687
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:39,079
- I've gotta say,
a documentary on this family

688
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,248
is not gonna get us to Sundance.
And if this one

689
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,000
doesn't get us to Sundance,
I'm joining the union.

690
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:44,501
Fuck this indie life,
I could have benefits-

691
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:45,919
- A documentary on this family

692
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,610
isn't going to get us
to Sundance.

693
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,601
But we've got
a unique opportunity here.

694
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:58,140
On one side,
we've got this family

695
00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,516
that might be fucking a bear.

696
00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:01,687
Their last movie ever
in the film business.

697
00:26:01,688 --> 00:26:04,897
On the other side, we've got
New Hollywood, who think that-

698
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:07,733
- Pok�mon should be voiced
by real Pok�mon.

699
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,986
- This presents
an interesting case study.

700
00:26:12,736 --> 00:26:17,618
- This has got festival darling
written all over it.

701
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,329
- Official selection.

702
00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:21,747
- Do you think
John Mulaney goes to Sundance?

703
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,207
- So you're in?
- Almost fingered

704
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,583
my friend Steph at Tribeca.

705
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,293
- I need to shake
the rust off my French.

706
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:27,378
- I'll translate while you do.

707
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:28,712
But just so
we're all clear as mud,

708
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,523
the subject
of this documentary is...

709
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:33,968
- To find out who's crazier.

710
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:36,971
New Hollywood?

711
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,182
Or guys that fuck bears?

712
00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:42,267
- We should do something.

713
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,477
- Do something about what?

714
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,770
- About what they're doing
to that bear.

715
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,230
- Oh, come on, Timothy.

716
00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,731
(Timothy): We're celebrities!

717
00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,066
(sighs)
- You are.

718
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,150
- We need a cause.

719
00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:51,360
- I'm not famous anymore.

720
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,988
- This could be our cause.

721
00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:56,448
What?

722
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,034
- What about what you did?

723
00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,202
- I told you that in confidence.
- Yeah, okay.

724
00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:02,287
But at the rate things
are going right now,

725
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,414
it's only a matter of time

726
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:04,748
before they come
for literally everybody

727
00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:05,916
for literally anything.

728
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,253
- I think what they're doing
is more pressing.

729
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,505
- And what are they doing,
Timothy?

730
00:27:11,506 --> 00:27:14,884
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731
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:28,083
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